kawaiisaviorLemme Peekatchu ;)!!!http://stopjudging.me/post/95452334575/dosopod-you-dont-look-depressed-though-oh

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

guy#puphttp://guy.tumblr.com/post/95447757834/sitcorn-hey-remember-that-law-i-forget-exactlyhttp://sitcorn.tumblr.com/post/94714524700/hey-remember-that-law-i-forget-exactly-how-it-goes

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

rain-forceمرحباً!http://rain-force.tumblr.com/post/95447975871/endthymes-does-anyone-else-yes-am-i-thehttp://endthymes.tumblr.com/post/50206612959/does-anyone-else-yes-am-i-the-only-one-who

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

vagiantsAnywayhttp://vagiants.tumblr.com/post/95448923897/yoshio-yoshida-oh-my-god-youre-straight-i-hadhttp://yoshio-yoshida.tumblr.com/post/94633804086/oh-my-god-youre-straight-i-had-no-idea-you-seem

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

guccierkeepin it realhttp://guccier.tumblr.com/post/95449955705/bleachdalilah-thtwhitegurrl-slutdust-ihttp://slutdust.tumblr.com/post/84515897077/i-bought-my-friend-an-elephant-for-their-room

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

guccierkeepin it realhttp://guccier.tumblr.com/post/95449985860/large-flightless-bird-when-you-go-in-thehttp://large-flightless-bird.tumblr.com/post/73547906375/when-you-go-in-the-bathroom-and-you-dont-know-if

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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asianni haohttp://asian.tumblr.com/post/95449996300/officialdubai-youre-my-rock-my-dwayne-myhttp://officialdubai.tumblr.com/post/93639091428/youre-my-rock-my-dwayne-my-johnson

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

kawaiisaviorLemme Peekatchu ;)!!!http://stopjudging.me/post/95450063565/newdisaster-you-know-guardians-of-the-galaxyhttp://newdisaster.tumblr.com/post/93738016321/you-know-guardians-of-the-galaxy-was-not-the

newdisaster:

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you

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guy#puphttp://guy.tumblr.com/post/95361729024/asian-if-you-think-about-it-potatoes-donthttp://stoner-dad.tumblr.com/post/27867787580/if-you-think-about-it-potatoes-dont-really-get

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

coachelaShakespeares tears are drowning Moses in the Nilehttp://coachela.tk/post/95362262520/mdthwomp-unfriendly-reminder-that-in-americahttp://mdthwomp.tumblr.com/post/95189952672/unfriendly-reminder-that-in-america-its

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.